Find some porn that works for you and order a new toy and a nice bottle of wine. You’re not missing out on anything.
“I keep blushing at work because the dream I had about you last night was so dirty.”
Would you rather lose your penis or lose your mind?
No matter how good those first few dates are, the aren’t as good as the first big exhale you have after you get home and shut the door behind you.
Capricorns are the pickiest sign in the Zodiac and the least likely to settle.
“The feeling of closeness we developed was intoxicating.”
You need to demonstrate that you can keep up. Scorpios don’t want to coddle anyone.
If you were in a major accident, do you know without hesitation that your partner would be there to nurse you back to health?
Here’s what to gift the hard-to-buy-for dude in your life.
Is yours one?