“I’m Turned On By Muffin Tops” And 21 Other People’s Bizarre Fetishes
1. Muffin tops
I’m turned on by muffin tops.
When I’m around a girl that has to pee really bad I get very excited.
I don’t know why, I’m not into getting pissed on or anything (nothing wrong with that though) its just a little kink I have.
3. Big ears
It’s not a big thing, but when girls ears slightly appear from under their hair.
For me, ponytails can turn a 7 into a 10
Girls in glasses. omg i don’t know what it is!
Freckles, motherfucking freckles.
Girls putting on lipstick. “The Redder the better” I stopped dead in my tracks one day when was walking, after seeing a glimpse this smoking hot girl just sitting in her car applying fire engine red lipstick. She caught me gawking, and I shuffled away quickly.
8. Weird one
I’m attracted to intelligent females that can hold a conversation and are not incredibly racist.
Its a fetish because I live in Texas.
Girl armpits are fucking hot.
RED HAIR RED HAIR RED HAIR! I don’t know what it is, probably my Irish roots, but GOD I love a girl with red hair.
11. Big noses
Noses. All about big noses.
12. Boots with heels
I don’t really care for heels, unless they’re in boot form.
Then they’re the hottest things ever.
13. Being full
I love eating until I’m ridiculously full and can barely move. I don’t know why, but even just fantasizing about being full and eating a lot of food turns me on.
14. Weight loss
Skinny girls that used to be fat.
A really nice wrist just gets me going.
16. Aren’t we all?
Emotional instability. Like a moth to the flame I find myself totally entranced.
Girls in masks or otherwise having their faces/heads obscured.
Ok fine. Long socks, knee socks, leggings, stockings. When i see it worn right I immediately am unable to focus without every thought being related to ” holy fucking shit, look at them legs”
19. Winter clothes
I find thick knitted sweaters on girls to be sexy as fuck. They just look so warm and cosy. More attractive than low cut shirts imo.
20. Christina Ricci
Big foreheads and pasty white skin. Christina Ricci is a goddess.
21. Stretch marks
Not me, but a friend of mine absolutely loves stretch marks on boobs. Doesn’t make any sense to me at all. Also, cellulite on thighs. But hey, to each their own.
22. Blair Waldorf
Headbands or hairbands. No idea why.
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Shouldn’t a national leader’s sexual desirability be an issue, especially if it’s a chick?
8. Take advantage of the different types of living situations
24. Hair loss due to high levels anxiety.
Before you make the possibly life-altering decision to go and have a meal at Waffle House, I believe it is my duty as a reporter to inform you of what could happen.