10 Things Men Say And What They Really Mean
By Emily Bozek
1. “I’m not really into labels.”
Translation: I don’t like you enough to date you. However, I will totally fuck you tonight and maybe tomorrow morning if your breath is tolerable.
2. “We aren’t dating…we’re talking.”
Translation: I have no intention of ever dating her.
3. “You should come over and watch a movie.”
Translation: Come over and have sex with me.
4. “I’m not really into putting relationship stuff on Facebook.”
Translation: I don’t want other women to know I am taken because that would ruin my game…so I’m just gonna call you my girlfriend until someone better comes along.
5. “Let’s grab drinks tonight.”
Translation: I don’t want to pay for your dinner.
6. “I’ve just been burned before in relationships.”
Translation: Monogamy terrifies me.
7. “I wasn’t flirting with her. I’m just a friendly guy.”
Translation: I was flirting with her and hoping you wouldn’t notice.
8. “I just need a night out with the guys. You understand, right?”
Translation: I need a night without you, specifically. There may be other women there, but they won’t be as annoying as you are to me right now.
9. “I just want to watch a little football, eat a few wings, and kick back.”
Translation: Leave me alone, woman.
10. “It was nice meeting your friends.”
Translation: I would totally fuck almost all of your friends.