What’s My Body Type Again?
If there is no advice on how to make myself look inoffensive to society because my baseline is already disgusting to the world, then do I just curl up into a ball and die?
8 Sex Positions For When You’re Lazy AF But Still Want To Get F*cked
Excuse me, I signed up for sex, not CrossFit.
Oh God, It’s That Week When Your Friend’s Long Distance Boyfriend Is In Town
Too bad he left his personality behind in Buttfuck County or wherever it is that he came from.
I’m Going To Pinterest DIY My Way To A Better Life!
With enough craftiness, I can too make these plates that will remind me to live, laugh, and love when all my life makes me want to do is die, cry, and lock myself in the bathroom to make hate-filled poops.
The Death Of A 7 Year Relationship (And The Last Ditch Effort That Killed It)
I don’t want to leave. He’s my first love. And the truth is I’m never going to love like this again.