Best of 2010: Italian Trainwreck Does Gaga
In this video, posted last year, a young Italian woman interprets Lady Gaga’s hit “Paparazzi” in a language that is somewhere between Italian and English. Never have I been so compelled by such an awful instance of YouTube culture. Is someone playing a joke on me? Is she a lonely soul, crying out to be heard? Is she a deranged individual, with delusions of grandeur and not even a shred of humility? Oh, 2010, where have you gone? Whatever the case may be, this Italian’s performance lingers on in my mind.
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If this doesn’t become the biggest video on the Internet, then I have no faith left in humanity.
Describe for us the threesome with your OKCupid hookup.
I visited synagogues all over the world—from Syosset, to Beverly Hills, and back again to Jericho. Studies were made, tests were run, I tasted the blood of a virgin Jew and even conducted my very own bris.
He was a perfect date. I later got drunk and hacked his phone (who uses their birth year for a password? It was 1986, by the way #teamcougar). What I found was a text to a Kristina explaining his aforementioned sex dream he’d had about her while sleeping next to me in a luxurious hotel bed.