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January 6, 2017

How This Person Deals With Unsolicited Dick Pics Is Pretty Freaking Hilarious

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What is the issue?

For anyone who has ever received an unwanted dick pic, I want to apologize on behalf of all my fellow men. I have no idea why people think it’s a good idea, and hopefully the number of penile pictures you receive is pretty low.

But if you do happen to receive a dick pic — and you also happen to be dastardly evil — you could do what this one Imgur user did.

via Imgur

Mixing flour and water doesn’t “draw out” yeast from a yeast infection, it just creates a paste that is really freaking hard to clean up.

If you haven’t guessed it, this isn’t a real doctor.

OP is actually a straight man. But for some reason he receives dick pics enough to have come up with this plot to pose as a doctor and prank a thirsty mofo. Here’s what he said about it:

I’m a straight man, so when I receive a dick pic, I pretend to be a doctor and see if I can prank the sender. Usually it doesn’t work, but every now and then I get a laugh out of it.

Men, this should be an incentive to keep your willy out of people’s camera rolls, right?? TC mark