21. How do you impress a baker when you’re taking his daughter on a date? Bring her flours.
22. A stinky man walks into a bar. Unfortunately it isn’t of soap.
23. Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit? Because it was cultured.
24. My vacuum broke in the middle of cleaning and I can’t tell if the situation sucks or not.
25. Shout “out” to baseball players who get three strikes.
27. My body is like a dictionary filled with blank pages: thick and no definition.
28. “Do you know why I pulled you over?” – A fashion Police officer to his zipperless sweatshirt.
29. Leaking Naked pics.
Leaking Naked pics. pic.twitter.com/QrP7MFxW6k
— Christopher Hudspeth (@CEHudspeth) January 14, 2014
30.Time flies when you throw your obnoxious alarm clock across the room.
