If You Give A Bro A Beer
You’re not nice, honey, you’re bitter.
By Alannah Ryan
If you can’t afford to tip. EAT. AT. HOME. In fact don’t eat at all. Go starve and die.
By Anne Gus
“GET OFF HER HAIR, IDIOT!”
By Rob Fee
I’m not made of porcelain and I’m not going to break if you use the wrong words or reveal yourself to be a terrible person.