Chrissy Stockton

Read Mindy Kaling’s Twitter feed.

You’ve never said the phrase “you just set the women’s movement back 50 years.”

Outsource the most taxing chore of our time (deciding what to stream tonight) to this infographic.

You went to a liberal arts college and majored in something that people make jokes about.

Chick lit, makeup, pedicures, long bubble baths—these are some of the best parts about being alive. No one questions my manhood because I like to feel good and indulge in life’s little pleasures.

4. You go through a #dark mental space

Your ex is absolutely not an actual crazy person, and if she is, you should probably think of a kinder way to say it.

You could work your entire life to be happy and you will still never attain the level of unadulterated bliss a dog feels when you merely walk in the door.