Chrissy Stockton

“Well, you work for free! If you were supposed to be paid, you’d be called a paidlancer or something!”

Dropping a penny off the side of the Empire State Building could kill someone.

You have a “Coexist” bumper sticker….on your bike.

You’re totally going to throw up tonight!

The Royal Tennenbaums almost cost us Arrested Development!

“If tomorrow the world ends–why shouldn’t we be with the ones we really love?”

The bull shark can migrate up rivers, so it’s not even limited to oceans–it’s been spotted as far up the Mississippi as Illinois.

‘As a petite girl I can attest to the fact that big dicks are overrated.’