Look, I’m not trying to be a bitch but these girls are acting stupid on purpose and it’s not okay.
“I didn’t just go into this photo shoot with no clothes, I actually was daring enough to take them off.”
Lacey arrives on a camel because she “likes to hump”.
When you see a magic show, who could be so mistaken as to think the rabbit is the brains of that operation?
I ain’t worried about nothing. I ain’t worried about nada.
He’s not like a regular bachelor, he’s a cool bachelor.
There’s this mood I’m in when I’m someplace beautiful. I get reminded that I could have this life that is only made up of the things I want: earthy views and loving someone who understands how to be loved, animals and books and fires outside.
Gemini: You draw people to you with your joie de vivre and you’re happy to have them along for the ride as long as they don’t slow you down.
You create a space for writers that is purely magic.
These are our anthems. These are our reasons for the season.