Aries: Take you deep sea diving and feed you to a shark.
Taurus: Let a snake bite you and then watch you slowly die.
Gemini: “Forget” to turn the oven off, burn the house down with you inside, no one believes they’d do it on purpose.
Cancer: Smother you with a pillow and then live with your taxidermied body for years like in ‘Psycho’.
Leo: Poison you and write a best-selling book about their “tragic” life, make millions.
Virgo: Stab you with an icicle, collect your life insurance, never get caught because they are planning geniuses.
Libra: Convince someone else to kill you, let them get busted, never speak to them again.
Scorpio: Stab you just to show you who’s boss. Scorpios always get the last word.
Sagittarius: Beat you up with their bare hands because you insulted their friend.
Capricorn: Stab you to death while they smile creepily and sip tea.
Aquarius: Convince you to drink poison Kool-aid after you join their cult.
Pisces: Drain your blood and use it to paint a masterpiece.