100 Men Answer “What Is One Thing A Woman Should NEVER Do In Bed?”

Oct. 18, 2013
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James, 30

Ask “is it in yet?”

Craig, 29

If he comes too soon, you need to be patient. Don’t laugh or get frustrated.

Nick, 30

Don’t feel insecure about your body.

Kurt, 26

I only have two turnoffs: a girl that likes it too rough (when I didn’t want to slap a girl in the face she accused me of being gay) and when a girl wants to kiss me after oral–that freaks me out!

Daniel, 27

The one thing a woman should never to in bed is get in bed too soon. Once a guy gets sex out of you you’re no longer fun and they move on.

Larry, 41

If she’s not clean down there.

Craig, 27

Loose pussy

Swanson, 31

Stick anything in my ass without asking!

Matt, 29

Anal

Cameron, 30

Ask how my dad is doing

John, 31

Lots of guys are very insecure in bed and are threatened by a woman who is adventurous. I know many woman who have told me how as soon as the guy realizes they are willing to try almost anything they freak out.

Cory, 22

Kissing after oral sex.

Shawn, 25

“pillow princesses.” If I go down on you, you should go down on me.

Brandon, 22

My biggest pet peeve is when she strokes my cock too hard and fast. Take it easy!

Joseph, 35

I would propose that any sexual act you can think of–there is a significant group of men for whom this is a fetish. So any answer is just my own individual preference.

Jon, 32

A woman that ridicules the size of her lover’s dick, or sensitive body part: not someone to return to.

Ross, 30

Cry.

Mike, 23

Fart or talk too much

Aaron, 29

Call me another man’s name. Also she can laugh with me but she can’t laugh at me.

Mark, 27

The worst thing a girl has ever done was call me someone else’s name.

Bryan, 28

Ask “did you cum yet?” or “is it in?”

Pete, 25

I was having a one-time hookup with a girl and as we were about to have sex she said “make love to me.” I was so taken aback and turned off that I didn’t enjoy the sex at all.

James, 26

Demanding not to use a condom–it screams that you want to have a baby.

Josh, 28

Acting like a corpse and being still and silent.

Chris, 28

Don’t put your clothes back on after, tell him to hurry, answer a text during sex or talk about other topics.

Jason, 27

I’d have to say when a girl tells me to say something dirty, all of a sudden I feel like it needs to turn into a raunchy dialog. It’s too much pressure.

Steve, 24

Fart

John, 26

Laugh while having sex

Mike, 27

Have bad hygiene. It needs to be perfect, as does the mans.

Andy, 28

Be too aggressive.

Paul, 28

Everyone has different tastes. One guy may want you to put a finger in his ass and the next may go soft at the word “ass.”

Ryan, 27

Never stick a finger in a guys ass unless you know for sure he will like it!

Richard, 35

Talk. Just moan.

Rick, 30

Pass gas while receiving oral…

Bruce, 28

Fart.

Jason, 27

Compare me to an ex.

Ryan, 26

I would say commenting on the size or lack thereof of his package. But otherwise I’d like to think I’m pretty open minded and can’t really think of anything that would be a deal breaker.

Dustin, 30

In my experience I would say you should never just lay there and let the guy do all the work. I don’t know about other guys but I can’t get into it unless the girl is also.

George, 34

She has to be clean, not use her teeth during oral, not be too controlling, and not just lay there.

Mike, 27

Put out too soon.

Ben, 29

Be hairy down below.

Devin, 28

Every guy is different, some are horned up enough to fuck anything that moves and others require reciprocation from the girl to even keep it up. I was with this girl that just laid there, not making a sound and completely expressionless. Didn’t like kissing, had absolutely zero passion. Mad it feel like I was forcing her to do it, that she didn’t even like it, and as a result I couldn’t keep it up. She blamed me for that, said that I apparently had ED.

Garrett, 28

Point between my legs and giggle!

Steve, 29

Cry.

Danny, 24

Ask to bring another guy into bed.

Mark, 28

Pee the bed because she’s drunk.

Jon, 24

There isn’t a universal thing, it totally depends on the guy–there are so many different preferences. Sex is like pizza, people like it even if it’s bad.

Thomas, 29

Farting during sex.

Bill, 31

Be a prude.

Mike, 27

Surprise me with having a dick.

Joe, 27

Every guy has different likes and dislikes, for me I don’t want a who seems embarrassed about sex. I want an adult woman who owns her choices.

Bryan, 24

Don’t lay there and make him do all the work!

Derrick, 28

Um… unless she turns out to be a stalker it’s pretty much all good.

Jackson, 31

The biggest turnoff is a woman who emasculates you. That’s my dealbreaker. I don’t think there’s anything worse than that.

Luis, 22

Lay there and not do anything.

Andy, 29

Fart during oral or get a case of the giggles while looking at a guy’s dick.

David, 32

The one thing you should never do in bed is nothing! Try whatever you want! Everyone has something that turns them off and other things that turn them off, you won’t know until you try it!

Alex, 29

If she pooped… total dealbreaker.

Aaron, 27

We are a lot more fragile than most women think… if you ever break a man’s confidence in his “performance” good chance you’ll lose him forever. That’s cruel.

Kevin, 29

Scream another man’s name.

TJ, 32

Ask “is it in yet?” when it is.

Tucker, 27

Smell bad down there.

Chad, 31

Say “I love you” for the first time.

Jon, 32

Go to sleep while your partner has a hard on, on a regular basis.

Matthew, 28

Never fart in bed before or after sex. Seriously.

Jim, 33

Have poor hygiene

Jeremy, 25

Anything involving non-sexy bodily functions.

Rob, 28

Farting is the only thing I can think of.

DJ, 27

Any guy who answers this is dumb, it is different for every person.

Denny, 27

Never say the name of your ex. Total sex drive crusher.

Dan, 30

Complain about your life, give it up too easily, be too much of a prude.

Jeremiah, 29

Never, ever, use shit in a sex act.

Jeff, 24

Talk. Men don’t like talking.

Josh, 28

Never laugh at his penis. And don’t bite it.

Matt, 35

Fart or ask if their wife is as good as you are.

Justin, 31

You can’t mess up sex.

Mike, 27

Fart or say I love you. Or throw up.

Darnell, 28

Don’t ever lick my ass.

Chris, 27

Fart ha ha

Jay, 31

Men will forgive just about anything except being made to feel inadequate. Always make him feel like he is doing a good job.

Drew, 28

Fart, just lay there, or smell bad.

Dan, 27

Don’t touch my ass.

PJ, 28

Be hairy and untrimmed. It’s gross.

Lane, 34

There is nothing worse than a woman who is not fresh down there.

Michael, 27

Keep your teeth off my cock and your fingers out of my ass.

Pete, 26

I can’t think of a thing a woman has done in bed that I didn’t like.

Steve, 29

Say anything about my body that isn’t affirming.

Brad, 27

Be disinterested or lazy! I will never go back for seconds. Those girls are the worst.

Ben, 33

Every man is different but I don’t like a girl to be hairy.

Wayne, 36

Just lay there, squeeze my balls or use toys without warning.

Jake, 23

Don’t put anything in my butt!

Bill, 24

Text or answer a call during sex.

Jared, 30

I can’t be with a woman who is bad at kissing.

Adam, 28

It changes with every guy.

Scott, 31

Get in bed too soon.

Eric, 28

As “is it in yet?” Alluding to the fact that the man you’re with isn’t big enough, that’s tough to come back from.

Aaron, 28

Have a bad odor down there.

Shahid, 30

Once you’re naked everything you do is good. This question is stupid.

Brian, 27

One girl pooped during sex. During doggy style. I’m still recovering.

Tom, 24

The only thing is making fun of his size. And don’t compare him while you’re going at it.

Michael, 25

Say she hopes she gets pregnant!

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