Enjoy This New Tumblr Of People’s Neighbors Having Loud Sex
Ever had to live with the pain that is neighbors who are at once amorous and inconsiderate? These French people feel you, from Nice to Strasbourg to Paris, and they’ve taken the time to record video of the offending noises.
While some of these seem almost too loud to be credible, given the distance at which the people are recording this (sometimes across a whole courtyard), it would be hard to fake. The Tumblr, literally titled, “My Neighbors Are Fucking,” is worth checking out.
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Will it feel the same when you tell me you love me over the phone? Will the peacefulness of those words still floor me from thousands of miles away?
I was conflicted. It felt like one eye was trying to look away while the other soaked it up. I felt the heat rise in my face. This was wrong. But it didn’t feel wrong.
Any nervous flyer knows the progression of descending panic: bile, sweaty palms, social awkwardness and self-induced sedation.
I know how it feels when the weight of darkness crashes down onto your chest in the middle of the night, and how you wish things would stop spinning because the axis seems tilted now. I know, love, I know.