Song Titles From Avril Lavigne And Chad Kroeger’s Wedding Album
Just Country Enough To Get the Red States
Yes, I Was Married To the Guy From Sum 41
Admit It, You Enjoy the Song “Rockstar,” At Least A Little Bit
So Canadian It Physically Hurts To Look At
Oh, Man, Are You Going To Make Fun of This On Facebook
Three Doors Down Are Our Wedding Party
All My High School Friends Cook Meth Now
The Hot Topic Frequent-Buyer Card
Hating Our Music Has Paid For Several Music Writers’ First Houses
I Enjoy the Taste of Michelob Ultra
The Spray Cheese of Music Power Couples
Riding The Success of “Let Go” Into 2030
This Wedding Is Sponsored By Funyuns and Mountain Dew
“I’m Running Away, Mom and Dad!”
The Most Articulate Album Takedown On Pitchfork
One Step Down From Juggalos
No Matter How Talented You Are, You Will Never Have A Fraction of Our Success
The Beer-Belly Bop
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You break out the shorts when it hits 40 degrees in April.
14. Accidentally dropping a whole bunch of books seems like a great way to eventually get married.
Talk to random people in social settings. This will make you a more well- rounded person, and chances are good you’ll make a new friend, too.
Years from now, most people won’t remember what “stuff” they got or gave, but they will remember a kind word, emotional generosity, and feelings of appreciation.