Fabulous Kindergarten Class Performs “Vogue”
As if your day wasn’t already sweet enough by virtue of being right before a weekend, get ready to get internet diabetes with this gem of a performance. Do you know how schoolchildren performing things is always tedious at best, and everyone is only interested in their own progeny fumbling around the stage? Not this time! It’s an entire class of kindergarteners doing a, well, fabulous rendition of Madonna’s “Vogue.” The poses! The hats! The portrait frames! Madonna being associated with the precious vitality and freedom of youth! Their slightly out-of-sync singing of the empowering lyrics, punctuated by the sassy little claps — what god did we please? If this doesn’t take your Friday to incredible new heights, you have no heart and/or taste.
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Nobody actually expects you to act like an adult for a while.
“What are you going to do with an English degree?”
I’m finding it hard to muster any sympathy for this asthmatic leatherneck. Instead, there is only contempt.
He noted that during trial, the women (we made up three out of the four mockers) mumbled to ourselves in between questioning witnesses.