Accidentally texted “I want you to be my baby mama” to my sister instead of my girlfriend. Never got a response.
Accidentally saved my fathers number as my dealers number. Tried to buy weed from my dad.
I was texting my friend and my crush at the same time… bad idea. Ended up saying, “Gandhi makes a better porn star than Martin Luther King any day of the week” to her. Whoopsie.
“Yeah, I loved that time too, it was really hot ;)” talking about shower sex with my girlfriend, meant to send it to her, sent it to my dad.
We were talking about washing my Chevy S10, so his response was “So you have a hot time washing that S10?”
Yes father. I did.