New Wake-Up Method: Have Someone Slap You In The Face
A man asked his wife to wake him each morning by slapping him about the face. The results, which, happily, were filmed, are very funny to watch. Can’t decide if I’d like to wake up this way. I’m going to go with no.
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“Ms. Katelyn, you better find yourself a husband so you can save some money and get comfortable!”
The answer is simple: time and conscious thought.
I just want to be 79 years old so I can watch Boy Meets World re-runs in peace and not feel guilty for wasting my perky breasts and small wrists on a gallon of ice cream and Ben Savage in all his 11-year-old prime. I AM A SQUARE.
2. Embrace Your Mistakes: They Make You Who You Are.