New “Predicktor” App Predicts Men’s Penis Sizes
The Raw Story reports that Dr. Chris Culligan, a Toronto-based physician, has developed a new app, “The Predicktor,” that predicts a man’s penis size based on his height, sexual orientation, and finger length. Though its official website insists the Predictor is intended to be humorous and not exactly scientific, Dr. Culligan hopes the app will help reduce men’s insecurity regarding penis size.
“It’s not how long your pencil is, but how you write your name,” Culligan says, quoting his father. He also claims that, on average, gay men have longer, thicker penises than straight men, which, he says, means “gay pride just got a little prouder.” Thanks, Predicktor.
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