21 Things You Can Do When You Don’t Have A Significant Other On Valentine’s Day
SoulPancake‘s “Live A Little” series, featuring Candace, has a Valentine’s Day edition, with some great ideas for what to do tomorrow if you don’t have a significant other. Some examples:
“Candles. To set the mood for your own self.”
“Make a list of all the people you know who have unhappy relationships.”
“Practice your slow wink. For next year.”
“Do the pizza dance.”
“Watch The Little Mermaid and don’t be embarrassed that it makes you cry.”
Personally, I’m going with the pizza dance. I want to learn the pizza dance.
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