21 Things You Can Do When You Don’t Have A Significant Other On Valentine’s Day
SoulPancake‘s “Live A Little” series, featuring Candace, has a Valentine’s Day edition, with some great ideas for what to do tomorrow if you don’t have a significant other. Some examples:
“Candles. To set the mood for your own self.”
“Make a list of all the people you know who have unhappy relationships.”
“Practice your slow wink. For next year.”
“Do the pizza dance.”
“Watch The Little Mermaid and don’t be embarrassed that it makes you cry.”
Personally, I’m going with the pizza dance. I want to learn the pizza dance.
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He was a perfect date. I later got drunk and hacked his phone (who uses their birth year for a password? It was 1986, by the way #teamcougar). What I found was a text to a Kristina explaining his aforementioned sex dream he’d had about her while sleeping next to me in a luxurious hotel bed.
Single people love to whine about being single.
1. Make friends with at least one bartender at each of your top 3 favorite bars.
To begin, I got totally screwed over in the dental genes department. I was born with a pretty severe overbite and a mouth that was too small.