Watch Jon Stewart Make Fun Of Women In Military Opponents
Jon Stewart and his colleagues at The Daily Show took on the women in the military controversy Monday, poking fun and coining some nifty neologisms in the process. Acknowledging that the military’s new policy, to let women fight in front-line military units, is a big change, Stewart made light of the objections: 1.) Women are on-average more physically small (“They’re tiny!”); 2.) Sex is inevitable (Stewart says that sounds like the tagline for a fragrance); 3.) Hygiene (“You’re in a war zone, and your big worry is dying of embarrassment?”).
Correspondent Samantha Bee’s segment gave us some new terms to use in this discussion: “military bro-hesion” and the “guy-namic.” Personally, I think an expanded inclusiveness, within reason, is good, and maybe it’d boost company bro-rale.
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Describe for us the threesome with your OKCupid hookup.
I visited synagogues all over the world—from Syosset, to Beverly Hills, and back again to Jericho. Studies were made, tests were run, I tasted the blood of a virgin Jew and even conducted my very own bris.
He was a perfect date. I later got drunk and hacked his phone (who uses their birth year for a password? It was 1986, by the way #teamcougar). What I found was a text to a Kristina explaining his aforementioned sex dream he’d had about her while sleeping next to me in a luxurious hotel bed.
The second-to-last time I saw Darnelle I was going to buy a large quantity of weed from one of his connects because mine was out of town and he set me up to get robbed. The last time I saw him he gave me ~200 Xanax (~1/4th the value of the money he stole from me) and apologized.