Long live the grand tradition of the American Theatre!
Why buy the pig when all you want is a little sausage?
1. Every morning before you get out of bed, challenge yourself with a reward. A reward only redeemable on Thanksgiving.
I remember the first time I was captivated by a book. It was in first grade, when I checked “The White Cat” out of the library.
Casting a vote in the ballot box is like throwing your pennies into a wishing well, in the hope that your dreams may become a reality.
2. Caffeine is meant to be enjoyed. (Regardless of what studies show or don’t show.)
Running and I have been together a long time.
We don’t need to juxtapose our various calamities, and collectively decide who among us are “allowed” to be stressed and anxious; the truth is, we’re all stressed out about something.
Allow me to burst your privilege bubble. The only reason you feel entitled to declare your approval of my appearance is because otherwise, it is assumed that you aren’t.
My car is disgusting. I clean it once a month, and yet it still becomes just a giant moving trash can trekking along Colonial Drive.