We make mistakes, we mess up, and we learn from it. Eventually, you have to face every single one of your problems, and the longer you run away, the harder it’ll hurt when it catches up with you.
Although every generation is degraded by those that came before, it seems like mine is particularly reviled.
I didn’t believe in love, and you knew this, but you let me love you with all that I could. And this is why you suck.
3. Younger guys are just stoked they’re getting laid.
He better not be trying to hold out so he can give me a second orgasm or something.
So even from its birth, and actually before that, love is not something that fits a template. In today’s world, it can pop up like a zit, or you can seek it out like Diet Cherry Pepsi in the grocery store. It cannot be tamed, it cannot be predicted. It will continue on this way, slipping you up like an invisible wet spot on the floor.
Living in a new place will not give us new qualities. Unless we completely erase our memories, we cannot have a blank slate, just a new page.
This fake rejection letter is the funniest thing ever.
Get up to go to the bathroom a lot and take the opportunity to lean on your new friend. It’s like a really inconvenient lap dance.
“FOX43, a local news station in Central Pennsylvania, recently went inside a home in Hanover, York County. This home however, is different from others on the block. The homeowners say their house is severely haunted, with multiple ghosts and other entities.”