Be with someone who loves to be silly with you just as much as they enjoy being sexual with you.
“We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.”
“Given the number of dudes I’ve seen without their shirts on I’d vote twice for that law if I could. Most guy’s chests are offenses against nature.”
Taking risks will lead you to a whole different place, a place where you can find yourself doing what you love. Doing what you love is different from loving what you do.
“Where do celebrities live?”
When was the last time you said yes without any hesitation? Said yes to an opportunity that scared you just a little? Jumped in feet first towards a new challenge?
Having feelings for someone in a relationship is painful because every time you look in adoration or desire towards that person, you know that they are looking at someone else like that.
Call me whatever you want, but I’ve always had a bit of a fantasy for sex in seedy establishments. The kind with neon lights and paint chipped walls.
1. Had an affair.
I can’t stop laughing!