Experimental Abstinence
There’s nothing wrong with sex, or having a lot of it. I don’t believe it’s wrong to have it with strangers, either.
Be My Friend :(
Did they not see me? Did they not hear me? I once wrote a story about a boy who was invisible. I wondered, was this solipsism? Was I creating the universe? Was fiction now reality?
The Walk Of No Shame
Get out of my face with this weird, puritanical sex baggage that we are somehow still carrying around in a world where crazy people are playing with nuclear weapons like they’re Tonka Trucks and we are teetering on a global economic meltdown that could plunge us into dystopia.
To The Man Who Broke Into My Car Last Night
My computer? You can have it. I’ll get another one. I can do that because I have a job and I get money; I don’t steal it, I make it.
Adults Should Be Embarrassed To Read Literary Fiction (Or: Why Young Adult Fiction Is The Only Thing That Matters)
Reading shouldn’t be painful. A work of great literature reveals the human spirit, and elevates us.
Sup, Bae: A Reference For The References I Will Be Making On Our First Date
What I’m trying to say is: It’s hard for me to control my emotion sometimes, but I’m a good person; or, when I’m drunk I like to dance. Do you want to dance?