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Carrie Wittmer

Carrie is a writer and shark sympathizer. You can read her important thoughts about things like cheese and Don Draper ...

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Have you been single since you were a fetus? Did someone break your heart, which is made of burnt toast? Maybe a guy with Ryan Gosling vibes who could have intelligent conversations with you about Mad Men took your number because he wanted to take you out for steak but never texted you back.

Unfortunately in order to live we need to eat, and we need to eat because we have feelings. If living things like people, bears, and dinosaurs didn’t have feelings, we’d never need food.

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