Ah, fanny packs — the perfect part of any aesthetic. I still remember back when I used to beg my parents to buy me one and cried when they told me they would absolutely never condone that sort of fashion choice. I was eight, and to this day I’m still bitter.
But luckily for me, my childhood dreams look like they might be coming true! Because fanny packs are back, and now that I make my own paper (no thanks to you, Mom and Dad), I can finally buy a fanny pac of my own.
Seriously, guys. Forget what your grandma used to wear to the grocery store — we’re talking high fashion fanny packs.
We are ECSTATIC and nothing you say can change our minds!!!
Face it, fanny packs are great in so many ways. Not only are they fashionable (don’t @ me), but they can cover that awkward part of your stomach that you (see: me) feel self-conscious about AND they’re just so dang useful.
Of course, not everyone loves it.
But honestly, I could care less about you and your second-rate opinions.
Is this the newest trend of 2017?
Idgaf, honestly, I’m wearing one anyway.
All I’m saying is, if you’re going to make fun of my fanny pack, don’t ask me to hold your phone in it for you.