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May 12, 2017

This Woman Almost Moved Into A House Straight Out Of A Horror Movie Because She Thought It Looked ‘Cute’

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We’ve all seen a movie or two about a demon-possessed house and some severely stupid homeowners who nearly get killed by it. In fact, one reason I adamantly refuse to move is because I am positive I would be the dumbass woman to live in one of those houses.

But I am not alone. Author Olivia Cole nearly made the same mistake until her husband managed to talk her out of living in the Devil’s house itself, and she shared the whole thing in Twitter.

Trust me, this is a good one.

So, that’s a little weird, I guess. But the crown moulding!

OK, so maybe the scratches aren’t all that normal… but every house needs a little work, right?

OK, so maybe that’s really not normal.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE A KEY? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY LOCKS?! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!

LOL NOPE. That’s exactly where I’d be out.

I mean, you have to admit, it all sounded pretty tempting… or is that just me?

We can all agree that Olivia dodged a bullet there.

But OK, maybe we’d all be guilty of making her same mistakes.

The moral of the story: you shouldn’t ignore signs of demon possession just for a porcelain bathtub and screened-in verandah, but we probably would anyway. Sorry not sorry. TC mark

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