If you haven’t heard about Brad’s wife being fired from Cracker Barrel, who even are you? Because this is a Big Deal, and the world deserves to know.
It all started on Tuesday when comedian Amiri King posted this photo.
“There is a absolute shit show going on at the Cracker Barrel Old Country Store facebook page,” King wrote. “Someone named Brad had a wife that worked there for 11 years. Well, she got fired on Brad’s birthday. ”
People became unnecessarily (or perhaps inescapably) obsessed with Brad’s wife. Like literally, obsessed.
We’re not taking your shit anymore, Cracker Barrel.
We just want answers!
But seriously, people got really into it.
People took to Twitter to voice their discontent with the hashtag #JusticeForBradsWife, because what else do you do in this situation?
How long before @realDonaldTrump speaks out about #justiceforbradswife
— Jeff Howell (@JeffHowell76) March 23, 2017
https://twitter.com/MMAverill/status/844938396510441472
When I heard what happened to #BradsWife #justiceforbradswife pic.twitter.com/z02Cg5LGa2
— Love, The Undoing (@LoveTheUndoing) March 22, 2017
https://twitter.com/TheBruWord/status/844603218499977222
The incident even made it onto the restaurant’s Wikipedia page, and that’s how you know it’s real.
https://twitter.com/MeagansRight/status/844522745975181312
Here, one more meme for good measure:
All I can say is that Cracker Barrel lost something great when they fired Brad’s wife. And after 11 years! On his birthday! 
