Caity Mae

You certainly came as a surprise.

“Do you worship Satan?”

1. Eat an entire pan of brownies together as you discuss your plans for living a healthier lifestyle.

I’m here to set the record straight (seeing as NONE of us were born with the flawless hair and easy femininity of Disney Princesses). The Internet quizzes have been lying to you. Here’s what your favorite Disney Princess ACTUALLY says about you.

I have never stepped on a Lego and managed to keep my cool. Obscenities galore.

Sometimes, having a roommate is wonderful. Other times, they makes you legitimately question whether or not you are capable of murder.

18. I need a new profile pic.