November 21, 2016

10 Men Reveal Their Crazy Sex Stories That’ll Make You Fuck-Envy

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1.

She got way too drunk on our lunch date at the bar.

We go back to her place and she smokes weed for the first time ever. She gets super twisted.

Despite me being 100% explicit about only wanting something casual, no omission just upfront she now decides to start crying and telling me she really wants a boyfriend.

She takes on a 3rd person demon voice. “Fuck her. She wants you to fuck her just fuck her” no joke throaty like a movie

I ask where the water is, grab my shit and sneak out. She texts me angrily 20 min later and then adds me on snapchat 3 months later.

— meridian55

2.

So my friend and I went backpacking across Europe. In one of our hostels we got lucky and were placed in a 3 bed room, nice and private.

That night I happened to be hooking up with a girl from our hostel (I kinda pulled a steal yo girl move because the guy talking to her for the past two days was a bit of an asshole to me. The dude from Ireland was trying to lecture me about us 2nd amendment rights ). Anyway we take the cab from a club back to our hostel and we stumble into our room where my friend was asleep.

She said “do you want to go to the bathroom, your friend is here”

I said “no its okay he wont wake up”

That was a total lie because my friend is the lightest sleeper I know. For the next 15m he pretended to be asleep while we were pounding away at each other literally 3 feet away from him. He opened his eyes once or twice to he greeted with my hairy butthole winking at him.

The next day he told me he wasn’t sure if he was angry at me because I had sex with someone right in front of him or that I woke him up at 3am….it was all good because he returned the favor a few days later

— jewboyfresh

3.

I went to Jakarta, Indonesia last spring. I went to some clubs and bars, and as a 6’0 white dude with red hair past my shoulders and green eyes… Well, I stand out a bit. I ended up hooking up several times in the 10 days or so there, but one night was very memorable.

I was at a bar and these girls start talking to me. USD $ goes a long way, so I buy us all rounds and food and stuff. 4-5 of us getting drunk and fed us under $100. They are all curious about me, as they’ve never experiences white boys. Lots of flirting. At one point a girl is standing betweeny legs as I’m sitting in a stool and starts wiggling her and in my crotch. I become aroused and she turns around with a huge WTF OMG face and speaks some Indo to her friends. My Bahama Indonesian sucks so I didn’t follow. They all come over and start touching my dick!

Apparently, from their perspective, I’m huge. It makes sense, as my 6’0 is fucking huge.out of thousands and thousands of people I saw, one bouncer was larger than me. So it makes sense.

They spent the next half hour repeatedly touching my penis. One measured it to her forearm. They called over the elderly bar owner to feel. Other girls from other tables. My dick was touched by well over ten women in 30 minutes. At one point there were four hands.

I hooked up with three of them that night. One took me to the bathroom and gave me head, but didn’t finish as her jaw hurt. Afterwards, I took two of her friends to my hotel. I almost had a third, the two wanted her to come, but she was terrified of my cock (she was like 5’0 100lbs wet. Tiny) so only a threesome.i have to say, I prefer one on one, but it was a bucket list check mark. There was a lot of sex that night… And the next morning before we got breakfast. One of the two girls was a polyglot ao communication was really easy, while the other had zero English but lived my nose and wanted to marry me.

Don’t get me wrong, I know it had nothing to do with me personally. I’m just a “rich” exotic (possibly) once in a lifetime opportunity to them. But it still made my fragile male ego skyrocket

— drunkinmidget

4.

In college, I met this girl in my writing composition class and we hit it off pretty well. We hung out casually and studied at the library together for a few weeks. She was incredibly difficult to read so I just assumed she wanted to be friends. So one evening, it’s like 11pm and we’re texting about our comp papers. I had finished mine and she just got started on it. She asks me to come over to her dorm and help her write it.

So I head over there and help her. We would make out a little bit and then she would stop me and insist we finish the paper. I spent about 3 hours writing her paper for her and in the end we hooked up. After that, she grew increasingly distant and we eventually quit talking altogether. She pretty much whored herself out to get out of writing a paper. The worst part is that she got a better grade on the assignment than I did.

— Batting-Practice

5.

My gf and my best friends gf went out to a concert one night and messaged us saying that they wanted to hook up with each other. They have had a good amount of alcohol while he and I had been sitting on the couch dead sober. We go pick them up.

We get back to my gfs place and the girls go shower together, my buddy and I are sitting side by side in the bed naked not really knowing what to expect or do…we are long time friends so its not as awkward as it reads.

The girls start making out and then start moving down the neck and to each others boobs. Then they start getting handsy which is getting them really into it, my friend and I might as well have not been there. This doesn’t last long before they are eating each other out and 69’ing. Now if you have ever seen a girl eat another girl out in front of you, you know how much of a mind bending experience that can be, especially the first time. If you haven’t, I highly recommend it.

We then start having sex with our girlfriends, my friend nuts within about a minute and I can’t get there so i’m just getting some exercise as well as sweaty. My friends gf tells us she can squirt, so she gets on her back and puts on a fucking show, it was like we were at the Bellagio.

At this point we have done it all, except this. My gf turns to me and says, “I want to watch you fuck her” to which I step back and chuckle, because you know thats crazy right…I look at my buddy and he shrugs, so we pull the ol switcheroo. Now i’m fucking his gf beside him fucking my gf…and as you guessed it, he nuts right away again and im having trouble. Which means now, it’s just him and my gf watch me and his gf have sex.

Finally I get the job done, pull out and cum all over her ass…my gf leans over and licks it off. That was a good Wednesday night.

— PunchWasServed

6.

That one time I got “friendzoned”

So I met this girl at a christmas market, and she was absoluteley stunning. I’m not trying to exaggerate here, but considering that she was exactly my type, she was a 10/10. I knew I’d never see her again because she wasn’t from the area, so I thought fuck it, gotta try your best to make a good impression. Managed to get her number, we chatted for a week or two before we found a date to meet up, and instead of spending just an evening in the nearest city between us, she told me we could meet there, go clubbing, and then spend the rest of the weekend at hers. Fuck yeah!

So we meet up, have a nice evening, round midnight we go to a club, and half past five in the morning we end up at her place. We’re too wrecked to do anything besides sleep at that point tho, and I get the couch.

Next day (Saturday) we go out for a walk, cook something, play a board game, we get along really well. At one point we’re sitting on her bed talking. She’s cold, so we cuddle. By now I’m certain I’m good, so I go for a kiss.

She turns her head away.

I’m quite confused. She explains to me that she doesn’t think we would work out as a couple and that she likes me, but only as a friend. This is what you’d call the “friendzone”. But I had had sex with friends before, so there’s your friendzone.

I told her that I also don’t think we’d work out, but that I find her absolutely stunning and that wouldn’t be a reason for me not to make out. I told her that it wouldn’t be the first time that happened and that she wouldn’t have to worry about me catching feelings.

AND SHE SMILED AND KISSED ME!

FUCK YEAH!

So yeah, that night was pretty epic. I’d never been with a girl that hot. Seriously, you can’t make this stuff up in your head. She was legit one of the hottest girls I have ever met.

Now, I was an utter idiot because I forgot to bring condoms, so we didn’t actually have sex – but oral is also sex in my book. And it was wild. I made her come hard several times, and having a girl that hot enjoy being eaten out by humble you is a pretty neat ego boost. And she was epic at giving bjs.

But all in all, I’ve had sex that was wilder and harder and everything, but it’s the context that makes the night too, and I love that got “friendzoned” and still had a night that I’ll think about when I’m 90.

— berechnung

7.

Backpacking in Europe. Met a hot Aussie girl. We fucked in a public bathroom, we fucked in our multi-bed hostel room when no on else was there and I pulled out and came on the floor, we fucked in a hostel’s common room where I pulled out and came on a couch pillow, we fucked multiple times in our hostel room with other people there… We fucked everywhere we could. That girl was amazing.

— DJ_Molten_Lava

8.

Boyfriend and I go for drinks after work. I’m wearing a short dress and tall boots (it matters) and we’re sitting in the smoking area by ourselves. So I crawl in his lap to cuddle him. He gets hard and I’m not wearing panties so it seems like the perfect time to unzip his pants and get a little wild.

Things were going smoothly until a couple of guys came out to smoke….

Thankfully they kept to themselves and I continued to move ever so slowly until they left.

He and I have had some hot times but that ones is one of my favorites and one of his so I’ll share on his behalf.

— ClaimedBeauty

9.

My ex-wife and i were experimenting with nonmonogamy. She met a girl online and went out for drinks before bringing her home, smoke some weed and yadda yadda we are all in bed naked. Having a great time watching them fool around, going down on each of them, getting a bj from 2 girls is fucking awesome.

But when it comes time to fuck the new girl i get soft. Fuck! Girl is hot too, slim little blond thing with some tattoos and perky little tits. I say fuck this imma destroy that pussy. I grab her hips and get ankles by her head and her ass in the air and i start devouring her pussy. I tease her ass a little and she likes it so now i am feasting on this girls ass and pussy like a fucking demon.

Cock springs to life so i throw her legs down so she’s on her back and pound an orgasm outa that girl. Her limbs go all fucking crazy when she cums and her convulsions spring her off my dick. So i flip her over onto her hands and knees before she has time to recover and go to work. This time i hold on tight and my eyes roll back as i feel her orgasm squeeze my cock.

— Ludovico

10.

OK, here goes…. a long time ago in a town far far away in the cute fraser valley there was this group of guys who got invited to the party. [ ALL NAMES CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY AND THE INNOCENT].

Me, my now brother in law and 3 others arrived at a house party. It was a dud to say the least. Our other two friends were at the place already and there was only three girls and a few parent types around. When we showed up that was to much or many young idiots and we were kicked out. This one girl mandy I learned had banged Jer already so Jer decided since we were getting kicked out of the house he was heading home, so mandy decided to start clinging to Mike who had been hanging with Jer before we arrived.

Since we were told to leave, mandy & tracy invited us to there house. So we all took off. When we arrived at this basement suite mandy rented, mandy and mike hit the bed room right away. Ok that makes two guys so far she’s fucked.

Tracy and my pal Kelly disappeared into the other.

Now what I failed to mention was that when mandy and mike disappeared into the room first the door was left open. Me, scott, peter were left sitting on the coach kinding wondering wtf we should do, well kinda. We knew kelly was banging tracy and mike mandy. Next thing I know, I see mike in the bedroom talking to mandy, totally naked, her looking at us in the room. He comes walking out and says “Well boys it’s a gangbang she wants to fuck us all, first come first to get it” …

Hearing this my brother in law ran in and started to take his clothes off. Me having already done the math said fuck that, pushed him out of the way… fucked her for like 5 mins and finished. Scott got all pissed off, but then when she said to shut up and fuck her he decided wth. I’m not really ashamed at this point, but as scott was fucking her.. I walked up grabbed her tit to piss him off. He spouted off some shit about me being sick and I silenced him when I blurted out “But dude it’s a gang bang!”, after that he kinda laughed and I left.

Now the icing on the cake. It seems in the time this all went down peter had passed out on the sofa. Me scott and mike woke him up, peter was all groggy and shit, almost sick from the booze, he’s like WTF look on his face “It’s a gang bang” we keep saying to him. He looks into the room as do we kind of with our eyes pointing to what he was tasked to do, and as I did at least and peter we seen mandy grab a towel and wipe her cum dripped snatch clean. Peter was noping out of this, and we all peer pressured him into it. I remember he took a big gulp and went in.

By this time kelly had come out of the room with tracy and learned of what had and was going down and said lets get the fuck out of here. So me, scott and kelly left. It was the weirdest, probably sickest sex night of my life. But it did happened and we still tell tales of that at the BBQ’s and shit time to time.

A last note to this, we had all been drinking and really didn’t remember much of where this took place in the small town we were visiting that night. 20 mins from ours. But my brother in law scott went back a few weeks later to buy some joints from a local dealer, he was upset and told scott he had to kick his girlfriend out of the basement apartment they lived in since he found out she had fucked like 5 guys in one night. It was a VERY uncomfortable purchase and that was the last we had heard of mandy, although we ran into tracy at a few parties. I think it was known best to keep the events of that fucked up night a secret.

— allmen TC mark

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