Here’s A GIF Guide Of How To Moonwalk — We Tried It And It Actually Works!
Last night I stumbled upon this gem on reddit: a GIF guide that pretty decently clarifies how to pull off Michael Jackson’s signature dance move. Turns out, we’ve been doing it completely wrong the whole time.
Instead of sliding backwards on the ball of your foot like a damn cracker, the trick is actually to keep one foot flat and push back with the ball of your other foot, and slide back with your flat-foot heel to the ground.
First you put all your weight on the ball of your foot you intend to keep still. Then all you do is slide your other foot backwards ON THE HEEL. I repeat, KEEP THE HEEL ON THE GROUND. Note: You should be able to move your 2nd foot freely without hindrance. You should be able to move this foot along the ground easily without it getting stuck. If your foot keeps sticking to the ground or getting caught because you put too much pressure at the last second, keep practicing just balancing on one foot while sliding your other along the ground without effort. You’ll get it eventually.
Your first transition:
This should be a rapid movement. In a split second, pop your 2nd foot up and shift all of your weight onto its ball. Not the heel.
Since all of your weight is now on the ball of your second foot, you should be able to move your first foot freely. Once again, SLIDE ON THE HEEL OF YOUR FOOT. NOT THE BALL. Sliding on your heel is what gives the illusion you’re looking for. If you have a hard time sliding it along the ground without getting stuck, keep practicing just shifting your weight onto the 2nd foot. The shift should be almost instantaneous. Remember, do not apply pressure onto your moving foot. You are entirely balanced on your standing foot.
Now keep going, and it should look like this, at first:
That’s all! Just repeat the previous steps and you’re set! Now we’re onto some details that matter. The first detail is the length of your strides. Many people have short strides when they first learn this. This is okay and it still looks good, this is still the Backslide. However, if you want to do a more Michael Jackson-esque moonwalk, you have to lengthen the distance between your feet during the strides.
Lengthen your stride to make it look better:
Most people call it the Moonwalk, so I find the best length is essentially the distance you naturally have between your feet when you walk! Take a few steps and note how long your strides are (don’t force it to be long or short here now that you’re actively thinking about your stride length). Walk to a door and just stop midway, partway through a step. Look at the distance your feet have between each other. This is how much you want between your feet when moonwalking.
Add a little flow:
You might notice that the shorter stride may have looked smoother than the longer stride. That’s because I kept my upper body moving at a constant smooth movement. Try to keep your upper body moving at a constant speed backwards and without bouncing. This is what you get when you follow all of the instructions. Actually I slowed down a bit during the 2nd half of the demonstration because I didn’t want to hit the couch and fall back. Enjoy! P.S. The room was hot and I was almost sweating when I thought of making this. Putting on pants alone seemed like a burden at the time. I remembered later that I had a very appropriate shirt for this tutorial :)
Now you can do it like Michael does.
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