Newsroom Freaks Out Over Spider
Here’s a funny one for you. Watch this killer spider induce some serious arachnophobia in a local weather man as he fumbles through his report, eventually threatening to leave the studio entirely. The Fear then proceeds to infect another news anchor in a show of hilarious panic and chaos, while the dude with the spider on his arm just continues to be an asshole. Can’t really blame them – that spider is decidedly Not Ok.
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Will it feel the same when you tell me you love me over the phone? Will the peacefulness of those words still floor me from thousands of miles away?
I was conflicted. It felt like one eye was trying to look away while the other soaked it up. I felt the heat rise in my face. This was wrong. But it didn’t feel wrong.
Any nervous flyer knows the progression of descending panic: bile, sweaty palms, social awkwardness and self-induced sedation.
I know how it feels when the weight of darkness crashes down onto your chest in the middle of the night, and how you wish things would stop spinning because the axis seems tilted now. I know, love, I know.