An Insecure Person's Guide To Interpersonal Interaction
Naturally, insecure people have a lot to worry about, but none of it’s really real. Insecure people worry about long, convoluted, mostly-fabricated or assumed self-defeating strings of logic that reinforce the notion that at a fundamental level, they aren’t worthy. As such, the information insecure people deal with when judging the value or quality of their interaction with specific individuals or groups of individuals is quite ‘random,’ if you will. In other words, insecurities tend to become highly tangential, with one insecure, inaccurate assumption leading to another insecure, inaccurate assumption and etc. It doesn’t take long before an insecure person’s entire interpretation of a relationship or situation is just totally off the mark.
Many motors in golf carts will only allow the golf cart to travel at a certain speed. Once the cart hits that speed, something called a governor kicks in – it’s a device that slows the motor down (this is probably a crude conception of what actually takes place; I know nothing about automechanics) to the speed cap the manufacturer so predetermined. Insecure people have their own governor, and it’s called shame. Shame is indeed a highly effective governor. For example, insecure people will prevent themselves from seeing certain people because they’ve interpreted their own behavior during a previous night out with those people as an extremely shameful, egregious exposé of all the embarrassing and negative aspects of their own personality. The insecure person perceives that those people now ‘know’ the shameful truth about her.
Obviously then, it follows that insecure people are at a foundational level basically just ashamed of who they are, ‘not worthy,’ and anti their own natural needs, desires, behavioral tendencies, etc. I haven’t necessarily thought through why this is so, but I suspect it’s directly connected to the insecure person’s parents’ own inhibitions and parental styles as well as the insecure person’s formative experiences during childhood and adolescence. In essence the insecure person feels the component parts that make up her Whole are wrong. And so without further adieu, here is the insecure person’s sarcastic guide to interpersonal interaction. 100% of this guide is to be taken in jest, and 100% of it will help the insecure person completely alienate himself from those who actually think he’s a pretty cool dude.
Maxim #1: Pay extremely close attention to how many times you initiate hanging out with your friends vs. how many times they initiate hanging out with you. If you perceive yourself as initiating interaction much more often than your friend, there is great cause for concern. Nevermind the fact that she might just be one of those absent-minded individuals who simply operates that way, or the fact that she has more friends than you – which can be a value-free aspect of physical reality – and so naturally can reasonably dedicate less of her outgoing resources to you, or the fact that your perception is simply skewed – that you seek out cues that reaffirm your nonworthiness and have so found another here, in your relationship with this girl, or the fact that this girl’s approval, by nature, is in no way close to an objective judgment on your own value. Nevermind all of that stuff.
Maxim #2: Spend a lot of time visualizing get-togethers that your friends had without you. If all your friends went to a party together and didn’t invite you, let this bother you greatly. Wonder why you weren’t invited and decide, of course, that you’re just an outsider, and that it was natural that they didn’t invite you. That they just don’t like you as much as they like each other. Ignore the fact that they went to a reading without you and that you’ve loudly expressed on a number of occasions that you really dislike readings, or the fact that it was really only two of your friends who went and they had already been downtown, all day (while you were working), and that the reading was just an extension of their time together and so to invite you wouldn’t have really been natural or like something they even would have thought about at all and you’re really kind of being a narcissistic asshole, expecting them to have you on their minds every time they’re simply having a good time with someone else.
Maxim #3: Compare yourself to others constantly. Integrate these comparisons into your identity. Trying to be the best at something is essentially fruitless, incredibly egotistical, and dooming-to-a-life-of-frustration-and-self-loathing, but you need to forget all that and pay very close attention to all the ways people are ‘beating’ you. This is indeed a very good way to facilitate your growing insecurity with your personal relationships.
Maxim #4: Experience low-level panic after being logically defeated in conversation. In the case that someone proves you wrong – or your opinion uninformed and having had taken into account facts you actually knew nothing about – in a public setting, feel completely trapped for a moment, like you seriously want to disappear. Or, at least, discontinue eye contact with your conversational partner. Whatever you do, be sure that you don’t take this logical beatdown as evidence that a better argumentative strategy might be to temper your claims with honest qualifications that reflect the amount of uncertainty you feel, and be sure you don’t decide that the fact of the matter is that you were wrong, but that’s totally okay and a normal thing to be. That over the course of a lifetime, ‘normal’ people are probably wrong like over a million times, or something.
Maxim #5: Honestly feel that you aren’t ‘good’ enough to hang out with certain people, and so avoid them. Some people are just really charismatic, or extremely socially intelligent, or like, extremely good artists, or whatever. Let these qualities intimidate the shit out of you, and make sure to feel highly inferior and tons of self-loathing whenever you’re in their presence. Don’t talk much, either, because you shouldn’t feel worthy of speaking around this person. Just make sure that you don’t take into account that if this person who you so idolize judges you on the basis of an arbitrary talent or level of Cool, that person is totally not a person you want to have around anyway. Don’t take into account the subsequent fact that judgment on the basis of such qualities is an incredibly shallow and almost anti-human or anti-connectedness method of choosing with whom to interact, and that whoever’s judging by these standards is more than likely a very lonely person in an objectively undesirable position.
Maxim #6: Let your insecurity govern your behavior. This point is paramount, because allowing your insecurity to govern your behavior will create a self-sustaining loop in which your insecure behavior will actually make you an objectively less desirable individual, thus fostering a mental environment from which more insecurity can be drawn. In other words, behaving as if you’re insecure and not worthy will simply convince others that you’re insecure and not worthy, as people are generally likely to believe what you non-verbally communicate. This in turn will generate negative feedback from them, which you can then use to grow your insecurity. It’s a foolproof plan.
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Will it feel the same when you tell me you love me over the phone? Will the peacefulness of those words still floor me from thousands of miles away?
I was conflicted. It felt like one eye was trying to look away while the other soaked it up. I felt the heat rise in my face. This was wrong. But it didn’t feel wrong.
Any nervous flyer knows the progression of descending panic: bile, sweaty palms, social awkwardness and self-induced sedation.
I know how it feels when the weight of darkness crashes down onto your chest in the middle of the night, and how you wish things would stop spinning because the axis seems tilted now. I know, love, I know.