Adorable Baby Is Metal As F*ck
Here shown is baby Jonah experiencing perhaps his first moment of heavy metal induced euphoria-leading-to-aggressive-headbanging to a song called “Fucking Hostile” by Pantera. As one redditor pointed out, it’s worth noting that adults who rock out to heavy metal look, basically, exactly the same as this baby, which may or may not say something about heavy metal and its fans.
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To begin, I got totally screwed over in the dental genes department. I was born with a pretty severe overbite and a mouth that was too small.
If this doesn’t become the biggest video on the Internet, then I have no faith left in humanity.
Describe for us the threesome with your OKCupid hookup.
I visited synagogues all over the world—from Syosset, to Beverly Hills, and back again to Jericho. Studies were made, tests were run, I tasted the blood of a virgin Jew and even conducted my very own bris.