Meat The Mass Produced Burger of the Future
In this video, Chef Dave Arnold gives us a small scale look at what the future of mass produced frozen burgers might look like. That’s right! Although this process appears time consuming, one can easily imagine it on a much grander scale, frozen and packaged (with the ketchup included!) and waiting for the next miserable bachelor with the munchies to pick it out of the cooler at the closest 7-11. The quality would, naturally, be much lower, I’d expect, but… at least it will have bacon? And will be convenient?
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Answer phones better than anyone else has answered phones before. Relay messages so brilliant, they bring people to tears. Turn the coffee run into the choreography of Swan Lake. Become best friends with every intern and every underling and every taxi driver you encounter.
I remember taking the pen and notebook from that woman outside the courtroom, flipping to a clean page in the book, and writing, JESSICA IS SAD in big, bold, uncoordinated letters. “My sister is going to be a good writer someday! Look at how nice her lines are!”
To begin, I got totally screwed over in the dental genes department. I was born with a pretty severe overbite and a mouth that was too small.
If this doesn’t become the biggest video on the Internet, then I have no faith left in humanity.