Best Dad In The World Drops Daughter To Catch Foul Ball
Somewhat funny, somewhat sigh-inducing, somewhat sad. Man sees foul ball coming in his direction – a foul ball he could possible catch. His daughter, ever enthusiastic and eager to get some part in the action, is in his arms, her own outstretched in a silent vie for the foul ball as well. But as the foul ball nears, something goes awry; perhaps dad becomes so fixated on the prospect of catching the foul ball that he forgets he’s holding a human, perhaps dad simply wants to be the one to catch the ball. Occam’s razor offers no guidance here, as both options seem equally mindless, just as the dad seems while dropping said daughter and, in the end, missing the foul ball.
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If this doesn’t become the biggest video on the Internet, then I have no faith left in humanity.
Describe for us the threesome with your OKCupid hookup.
I visited synagogues all over the world—from Syosset, to Beverly Hills, and back again to Jericho. Studies were made, tests were run, I tasted the blood of a virgin Jew and even conducted my very own bris.
He was a perfect date. I later got drunk and hacked his phone (who uses their birth year for a password? It was 1986, by the way #teamcougar). What I found was a text to a Kristina explaining his aforementioned sex dream he’d had about her while sleeping next to me in a luxurious hotel bed.