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Before I even had the chance to unload my belongings, I was introduced to a nervous looking man, apparently my future flatmate. Unbeknownst to us, Phil had invited a Craigslist stranger into the apartment for a roommate audition, which I guess I was unexpectedly interrupting.

We all arrive at the party to find Crazy Town performing their pinnacle album The Gift of Game unplugged. Everyone is calmly sitting on the floor and on a variety of beanbags wagging their heads docilely.