Pop Quiz: Who Said What – Mike Tyson, Or Pinhead From The Hellraiser Series?
a) “I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.”
b) “My main objective is to be professional but to kill him.”
c) “You suffer beautifully. But I am here for business, not pleasure.”
d) “Your suffering will be legendary—even in Hell.”
e) “I like the British bikes. I like British people. They’re real mellow.”
f) “Just come here and die, child, while you still have the option of doing it quickly.”
g) “I could have knocked him out in the third round, but I wanted to do it slowly.”
h) “Mom, have you seen my white cami?”
i) “He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”
j) “I could sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating.”
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I will say from the get go that I don’t know much about love. I’ve experienced it, for sure, multiple times with ladies. I’ve known it, too, with my mother, my brother and sister, with my own son.
You share cabs and don’t ask them to split the difference, but they make a point to pay you back anyway.
If you’re already dreading Valentine’s Day, think again–the newest season of House Of Cards is slated to be released that day, meaning that you most certainly won’t have any time to think about failed relationships.