Ryan P. Carey
Dr. Carey retired from dentistry at an extremely young age to pursue more lucrative prospects like writing, music, comedy, home-brewing and other hobby-level creative enterprises. He currently writes for Philadelphia Citypaper, Stagetime Magazine and Defenestration Magazine. He is an editor for PhillyBeeraholic and Marginal Minds. He finds abstract comparisons important. Also, Slurpees.