January Nelson is a writer, editor, dreamer, and occasional exotic dancer. Her work has appeared on Facebook, Twitter, and the comments section of The New York Times, Jezebel and XOJane. She's currently working on a collection of essays called, "Oops, I Accidentally Had An Orgasm At My Abortion: And Other HILARIOUS True Stories," which she hopes to find a publisher for soon. In the meantime, you can follow her on Twitter @ItsMeJanJan or you can visit her at the abandoned oil rig she currently calls home. Email her at firstname.lastname@example.org.