5 Things We Really Need To Stop Complaining About

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1. Traffic.

No one enjoys it. It will always suck, it will always make you late, that will never change. Stop acting surprised that your ride into the city wasn’t a leisurely, joyous experience. Let’s also cool it on the road rage, no one is sitting in two hours of traffic because it is a fun thing to do.

2. The drive thru line.

You need to make the conscious decision ahead of time how important your morning coffee is to you. If you are the type of person that is going to be “set off” for the day by a five minute wait in line, maybe brew that shit up at home and spare the poor barista your attitude.

3. Weather.

I hate rain and snow as much as the next person, but no one likes listening to Debbie Downer talk about how they can’t believe it’s raining so bad on the ONE DAY they decided to straighten their hair. That is the beauty of inclement weather, it fucks up everyone’s hair equally, pony tail that shit up and move on with the day.

4. Your job.

People can only take so much listening to you whine about how much you “hate your effing job.” Life is short, if you are miserable more than you are happy, maybe seek out some career move options. No money is worth your misery. I’m sure it is entirely accurate that your boss is a D- bag, so get out of there and find a better one.

5. Music choices.

I won’t judge you for listening to Michael Bolton Greatest Hits, don’t judge me for being really into the new Miley song. To each his own, people. Your opinion of my song choice repertoire has zero effect on whether I will continue listening or not. You telling me how much you think it sucks is really just more annoying than anything.