September 11, 2016

Nice Girl Seeking Douchebag To Treat Her Like Shit

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Hello, I’m Nice Girl! I don’t have kids, never been married, and am inching towards death hahaha just kidding, I’m 24.

My reproductive system is still VERY young and ready for action, according to my gynecologist. She also said my vaginal wall feels very healthy but whatever, I don’t like to brag.

I’m seeking a man to routinely make me feel like shit. You know what they say, love means never having to say you’re sorry! So, I never expect you to apologize for being The Worst. Apparently, if you tell me how much you care about me, you are exempt from ever taking responsibility for your words or actions. Isn’t that neat?!?

My interests include poetry, live music, animals, yoga, and spending time with my family. If you don’t like any of those things, that’s fine! My opinions don’t really matter, right?

You’ll notice sometimes when you’re mean to me, I laugh and cry at the same time. It’s fine. That’s just a thing I do.

Ultimately, I’m just looking for a terrible person to make me question my own worth on a daily basis. If that sounds like you, drop me a line. I’d love to let you slowly destroy my self-esteem. TC mark

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