Sylvia Plath’s Cooking Tips For The Holiday Season
Cooking is an art, like everything else, I do it exceptionally well –
You’ll want to use lots of herbs, herbs from the ground –
The ground, dirt between my fingers.
Dirt — our mortal blanket.
Make sure you tender the meat.
Care for it as you would a child.
Sadness tastes bitter on anxious lips.
To watch the smiles erupt –
As saccharine doses delight them
Is sweeter than the purist honey
Fizzy potions to toast the joyous moments
Or to numb the pain caused by those
Who call themselves “family.”
The cauldron of morning
Replenish your hunger with the effort of meals past
That new taste is cold realization.
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Every person is unique and every person has the ability to surprise and amaze you. Your judgment shuts you down from that.
7. Find a hobby and shopping does not count.
Behold, New Yorkers hunting rats, the big brown ones, with dogs in packs (henceforth known as pakadoge).
6 Facts That You Didn’t Know About Some Of The Biggest News Stories of 2013 (Because I Made Them Up)
1. The Birth of the British Royal Baby Prince William actually bit that baby out of Kate Middleton’s womb, just like in the last “Twilight” movie—not because they’re both sexy were-vampires or anything, but just because royal people are pretty…