5. You’re a sexist asshole a misogynist pig and a transphobic douchebag
As a feminist, I am disgusted by any sort of disrespect of women (and any other gender). So if you’re one of those sexist male bastards that seem to crawl around all over the place, why don’t you check your privilege? Why don’t you go out of your way to make life better for women of color? Why don’t you act more accommodating towards transwomen and genderqueer individuals? Why don’t you major in Women’s studies like any sane person?
Stop with the slut-shaming, victim-shaming, fat-shaming, looks-shaming and while you’re at it, just snap the other shaming-arrows you keep in your shaming-quiver, in half. Stop calling the LGBT-movement, the LMNOP-movement, (Yes I’m talking to you Peter, it’s not funny, it’s pathetic.)
If I could, I would bury all these Arthur Schopenhauer type-sexists in one big mass-grave.
How do you expect women like me, who wish you would just die, to ever make flowers with you? Start making changes in your life and you’ll see that more girls will like you. When I’m talking about sexist pigs, I’m of course not talking about, like hot guys, who kind of like, express sinfully funny misogynist sentiments sometimes, or maybe naughtily slap you or pull your hair and call you a ‘fucking whore.’ This is like, not really sexism, it’s just hot, rough and tumble play. I am talking more about the woman-hating, troll, neckbeard, gnomes who go on the internet and comment sexist comments on pictures of bikini-clad women or post in men’s rights forums.
I’ll give you an example of this. Last week a picture of me in my bikini from last spring break was attacked by some rape-apologist troll named “Jimmy Russell”, who commented “Wow, someone had a bit too much fast-food over the break, 2/10 would not bang”. I was literally traumatized for a week, my therapist didn’t help, not even mimosas helped and it certainly didn’t help that my friend Lisa just thought it was funny. I don’t give a shit Lisa. This is serious. This is what women have to go through EVERY SINGLE DAY.
So to wrap it up, don’t be Jimmy Russell, don’t be THAT guy, just be a decent human being and you might find that girls like you more. 
