My goal, if I can get Hollywood to listen, is that by 2020 nobody will have access to films made by men.
When you think about it, men under 6 feet shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce, I swear—short guys should seriously be illegal.
I haven’t been able to look at my pussy for days. It’s reminding me of…him. I couldn’t wear mittens when Troy took me to the indoor ice-skating rink, cuz, well, they remind me of what he did to me.
I found these comments on a thread asking British people what they thought about Independence Day, cuz, you know, they lost and were sent home by the Founding Mothers.
We are literally energized by consuming liquid apartheid.
It’s completely obvious that if you’re a man working at a daycare center or a school, you’re in it to finger a minor.
He cleaned my chimney good—better than he ever cleaned yours.
There’s a good way to get rid of stuff you don’t like and don’t want others to see. It’s called “burning it.”
Word had somehow spread about my abortion and all these girls came up to me saying how strong and independent I was and how I must be going through such a hard time.