By not being clear about not being black, you’ve made me look like a totally racist bitch in front of my entire college.
Where are Anne Gus’s nudes? With all these A-listers having their flesh flashed all over the place, it’s only natural to note the absence of one of the hottest stars of them all.
My goal, if I can get Hollywood to listen, is that by 2020 nobody will have access to films made by men.
When you think about it, men under 6 feet shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce, I swear—short guys should seriously be illegal.
I haven’t been able to look at my pussy for days. It’s reminding me of…him. I couldn’t wear mittens when Troy took me to the indoor ice-skating rink, cuz, well, they remind me of what he did to me.
I found these comments on a thread asking British people what they thought about Independence Day, cuz, you know, they lost and were sent home by the Founding Mothers.
We are literally energized by consuming liquid apartheid.
It’s completely obvious that if you’re a man working at a daycare center or a school, you’re in it to finger a minor.
He cleaned my chimney good—better than he ever cleaned yours.