6 Things That Happen When You Fall In Love With An Asshole
By Ana Pope
Three years ago I met a boy who ignited something inside me so unexplainable I was convinced I was in love. I’m not the type of girl to make the first move because I’m full of immense pride but in this instance I did.
Three years ago I pushed this man up against a wall and kissed him.
I can’t exactly say we were on and off because we were never really “on,” but never exactly “off.” It was all very unpredictable.
I’m not sure how to explain this man to you besides the fact that he always cheats on his girlfriends; he is a pathological liar and he does not care about anyone but himself. I don’t say these things out of anger, these are simply facts. Facts he’ll admit too if you ask.
So what happens when you fall in love with an asshole?
1.
When you fall in love with an asshole he makes out with other girls in front of you.
2.
When you fall in love with an asshole he stares blankly at you when you’re crying in front of him.
3.
When you fall in love with an asshole he’ll fuck you two or three times a day while simultaneously sending WhatsApp messages to ex-girlfriends or love interests.
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When you fall in love with an asshole you wake up next to him happy as can be, but die inside when he leaves because nothing is guaranteed.
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When you fall in love with an asshole he’ll message first and when you respond he won’t.
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When you fall in love with an asshole he’s going to tell you he doesn’t know what he wants, and he is going to keep you there until he finds what he does.
So don’t. Don’t fall in love with assholes. Just don’t.
Fall in love with a nice guy.