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March 18, 2016

100 Things You Should Sext Your Man If You Want Him To Cum In His Pants Immediately

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Okay, maybe he won’t cum *immediately* but he’ll definitely be thinking about you for the foreseeable future.
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1.

Why aren’t you cumming down my throat right now?

2.

Even when you’re not here you give me the best orgasms.

3.

I’m naked in bed waiting for you.

4.

I want your cum dripping out of me.

5.

Just so you know, you can cum anywhere, anytime.

6.

You make me so wet.

7.

Can you please cum on my tits next time?

8.

I miss your cock.

9.

I’m stressed. I need you to fuck me until I can’t remember my name.

10.

I’ve never been this wet before.

11.

My pussy misses you.

12.

I want to do something with you sexually you’ve never done before.

13.

I just thought about you and I swear I got wet immediately.

14.

My nipples get hard when you text me.

15.

It’s been so long since I’ve sucked on your balls.

16.

I don’t know why, but all I could think about in my work meeting was kneeling in front of you and getting you off.

17.

I can’t wait to get home so I can sit on your face.

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I’m sore in the best way from last night.

19.

If I come to your office for lunch, which way do you want to fuck me on your desk first?

20.

All I can think about is how you taste.

21.

I just came so hard thinking about the way you pull my hair when you fuck me.

22.

I’m not wearing panties today.

23.

I’m ruining the panties I wore today thinking about you.

24.

I just got a wax, wanna see?

25.

I get to suck you dry before we go out tonight.

26.

I miss hearing you cum.

27.

Pretty sure my neighbors can hear when I think about you.

28.

If you say one more thing I’m going to have to finish myself right here right now.

29.

Is it wrong that just seeing those blue dots next to your name gets me wet?

30.

Your cock is literally perfect.

31.

Just so you know, you can have me any way, any time.

32.

I’m at work and all I can think about is your cock.

33.

How many times do you think I can make you cum tonight?

34.

I couldn’t decide which panties you’d like best, so I decided not to wear any.

35.

Can I give you head while you play video games later?

36.

You have no idea how bad I want you to fuck me right now.

37.

As soon as you walk in the door tonight I’m getting on my knees.

38.

I was looking at my tits in the mirror and thinking about how much better they’d look with your cum on them.

39.

Why aren’t you fucking me right now?

40.

You make me think the nastiest thoughts.

41.

I’m really craving your cum right now.

42.

You made me make such a mess in my bed.

43.

You made me cum so hard last time I swear I was going to pass out.

44.

How long am I supposed to wait until I tell you how much I want your cock again?

45.

You fuck me so good.

46.

I just made myself cum thinking about you, but I’m down for round 2 if you feel like coming over.

47.

Your cock drives me crazy.

48.

I think it would be really hot if I could tie you up and tease you for hours before I make you cum.

49.

I keep thinking about the way your cum tastes. I need to taste it again.

50.

I think I’m in love with your cock.

51.

I would suck your dick every morning if I could.

52.

I wanna see your handprint on this ass.

53.

You’re not leaving your bed this weekend.

54.

I could never get tired of fucking you.

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Ever since I met you I can’t stop touching myself whenever I’m in bed.

56.

I wish you knew all the bad things I want to do to you tonight.

57.

I ordered us a new toy.

58.

I never knew I was so perverted until I met you and you made me think of all the ways I want you to make me cum.

59.

Can you be showered and in sweats by 8? I have a list of naughty things I want to do to you tonight.

60.

Cum over and don’t say anything, I want to blow you for at least a half hour before I make you cum harder than you ever have before.

61.

No one makes my panties wet like you.

62.

Pull my hair tonight.

63.

When is a good time to tell you how bad I want you to fuck me from behind right now?

64.

Just so you know I’m going to make you cum at least twice when you get home tonight.

65.

I just read that semen is supposed to be good for your skin. Can we test it out later?

66.

I have expensive whiskey and I want you.

67.

I love how sexy you look when you’re making me cum.

68.

I was just thinking about how hard you made me cum last time. When can I see you?

69.

I can’t decide if I want you to cum in my mouth or in my pussy more.

70.

Fresh from church and ready 2 sin.

71.

Can we go skinny dipping?

72.

Here’s a picture of my boobs just because.

73.

Here’s a picture of the panties I was wearing before I got them too wet thinking about you.

74.

I can’t stop thinking about what you feel like when you’re inside me.

75.

Tonight: fuck me like you hate me.

76.

Tonight: make me cum while your cock is in my mouth.

77.

Don’t talk tonight, just lay back and let me do all the work.

78.

The only words I’m going to say tonight are ‘yes sir.’

79.

Cum over.

80.

Your hands and your dick can do no wrong.

81.

I’m not usually this horny. But here I am sending you sexts in the middle of the afternoon because you’ve turned me into such a slut.

82.

I’d give up netflix forever just to feel your fingers on my clit right now.

83.

I’m dripping wet for you.

84.

I could explain how horny you make me, but I’d rather you stick your fingers inside me and feel for yourself.

85.

I want my tongue over every inch of your cock and balls.

86.

I want to sit on your face until I can’t cum anymore.

87.

You know what happens when you first get inside me? That’s all I’ve thought about at work today.

88.

I need a good fucking.

89.

I want to cum for you so badly.

90.

I wish I was waking you up with a BJ right now.

91.

Spank me later?

92.

Be naked when I get home.

93.

You. Me. No clothes. All weekend.

94.

You’ve turned me into such a dirty little slut.

95.

I need your tongue on my clit immediately.

96.

I get turned on just thinking about your cum on me.

97.

Tonight I’m going to tease you until you fucking beg to cum.

98.

Last night I got myself off thinking about how I want to choke on your cock tonight.

99.

The only thing that’s getting me through this day is the thought of your tongue on my clit.

100.

You made me work all day in wet panties. TC mark

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