Thought Catalog
March 15, 2017

This Is What You’re Like On Social Media, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Aries

(March 21st to April 19th)

You’re expansive. You post multiple times a day, sometimes even after midnight. You probably have hundreds or thousands of followers and you like to engage in long comment threads around the topics that bug you or that you really enjoy. Sometimes, you’re even online while on the toilet.

Taurus

(April 20th to May 21st)

You’re a master debater. You can’t resist the urge to argue with others on social media when you feel like someone’s pulling at your horns. You get blocked a lot because of your big mouth.

Gemini

(May 22nd to June 21st)

You’re very involved in politics and humanitarian causes. You create communities around the things you support and have others join you. You livestream a lot from public spaces. Sometimes you can’t contain yourself.

Cancer

(June 22nd to July 22nd)

You post a lot of art related stuff. People follow you for your great finds in music, literature, film or other creative media. While you don’t reveal much about yourself, you act like a real social media curator and you love to share your discoveries with the world.

Leo

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

You boast on displays of yourself, your life and your goods, carefully catering your friends with the aesthetics of your environment. You post a lot of selfies, selfies of you and your significant other, holiday dreamscapes and cool corners of your home (which you previously accessorized with your latest beauty and fashion purchases).

Virgo

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

You’re shy, but secretly wishing to enjoy more of the virtual fame fellow Leo generates. You rarely post something, but you make sure to make it significant to everyone who knows you in real life.

Libra

(September 23rd to October 22nd)

You promote yourself aggressively. Social media is your playground and you’ll trumpet your successes, failures, personal quirks and work related happenings online with no remorse. You also use tags for likes.

Scorpio

(October 23rd to November 22nd)

You’re paranoid. You think Facebook is listening to you and that Instagram is a sneaky tool to help Google serve you more products you’ve only whispered about in your sleep. You keep your social media profiles clean and even use a fake name. You’re always afraid you’ll get caught.

Sagittarius

(November 23rd to December 21st)

Cats. Selfies. Art. City life. You. Your universe is 100% visible to your friends and followers, and you won’t even shy away from confessing personal or dirty secrets on social media.

Capricorn

(December 22nd to January 20th)

You take everything seriously, you probably have a Linkedin profile with a lot of updates and pictures. You’re very much organized and neat and can’t stand people posting on your wall. If you have a blog, you disable comments.

Aquarius

(January 21st to February 18th)

People love you on social media, because you seem spontaneous and witty with everything you post. In reality, you strategically plan (almost) everything ahead and even double check the quality of your images and text before posting them. You’re a perfectionist, but you want to play it cool, or at least make it seem so.

Pisces

(February 19th to March 20th)

You’re nasty. You post a lot of nude Tumblr art. You get a lot of reports, but you just can’t help yourself. You’re a rebel feeling social media is forever limiting your means of expression.

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