This Livestream Of A Parrot Doing Parrot Things Is Disturbing And Wonderful
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Chloe is the essence of water. And water... is the essence of life. Email her at chloe.h.masterson@gmail.com. 
There are really no words for this livestream of a parrot hanging out on her colorful perch, eating crackers, and listening to jazz, but here are some that come to mind: David Lynch. Brittany Murphy hanging from a ceiling in Girl, Interrupted. What the fuck am I watching. Why can’t I stop. Is that an artificially colored tail? Green screen. Is Cherry OK? Crackers. Where can I buy the soundtrack to the Cherry Channel? Is the bird speaking English or have I just begun to understand bird? Popcorn. 
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