Relationship Thoughts Vs Single Thoughts

Jan. 23, 2013
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When a friend announces their engagement on Facebook and I’m in a relationship, it’s like:

But when I’m single, I’m just:

_____

When I’m taking a few selfies on Photobooth for the blog and I’m in a relationship, It’s:

But when I’m single:

_____

When I wake up on a Sunday morning and I’m in a relationship, I’m like:

But when I’m single, It’s more like:

_____

When I’m spending a weekend snowed in and I’m in a relationship, it’s like:

But when I’m single, I:

_____

When my girlfriends are all going out for a Friday night to dance with guys and I’m in a relationship, it’s like:

But when I’m single, I’m all:

_____

When I’m out to dinner with another couple and I’m in a relationship, I’m all like:

But when I’m single, I:

_____

When I see a couple making out on the subway and I’m in a relationship, I’m all:

But when I’m single, it’s more like:

_____

When I’m ordering food and cuddling up with a movie and I’m in a relationship, it’s like:

But when I’m single, it’s:

_____

When someone tells me I’m great with or without a boyfriend, and I’m in a relationship, I’m like:

But when I’m single, it’s much more:

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