Lady Gaga To Restore Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch
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Charlie majored in English, and now he looks at the internet all day. Contact him at charliemorrigan1337@gmail.com. 
NME reports that Lady Gaga wants to buy a share of the Neverland Ranch in order to restore it to its former zany, amusement-park-esque splendor. Gaga, who is obsessed with Michael Jackson (much as Jackson was obsessed with Elvis Presley), has befriended LaToya Jackson, and is interested in financially supporting a restoration of the ranch.
What would a Gaga Neverland look like? A ball pit filled with meat? Diamond-encrusted monkey bars? Are Lost Boys “Little Monsters”? 
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